All the perverts among you have probably already heard about iBoob for iPhone and iPod Touch, well forget about that game and take a look at Wobble! The Wobble application lets you bring photos to life and make parts of these pictures bounce in 3D. You can add wobble regions and start pinching and dragging different regions to make them wobble up and down. Use these effects on a picture of boobs and you’ll have a fascinating picture that will keep you excited for a long time. Soon Wobble 2 will be available in Apple’s App Store, so stay tuned to get more info on the game! Get the first Wobble game now in the App Store.

Hot Rod Game is Smoking

There’s nothing worse than clipping a wall or running over a patch of grass and losing control right at a critical moment in a race, so being given a degree of lenience when it comes to minor tings like this makes the game much more enjoyable. There are a number of ways to score points throughout the race including overtaking, drifting through turns and landing safely over any jumps. All the cars are supped-up with nitrous oxide (NOS) and if you use it wisely it can give you a timely boost and gain you a few extra yards on your race rivals. The game also centres on the idea of “pink slipping” or winning your rivals rides.

You have the option of staking your car against one of the other racers’ cars and if you win then you get their car, if not then you can kiss goodbye to your old faithful. The range of cars is good and the graphics are very well crafted. The controls are easy to use: touch the screen to brake, tilt to turn either left or right and don’t touch the screen accelerate. Overall, the game is one of the most exciting and easiest to operate and it without doubt in pole position in terms of the other racing games available. You’ll want to revisit the game time and time again and, in my opinion, it will be one of the best purchases you’ll make for your iPhone.

The graphics are slick and well made which is essential for a game where the pace of the action is often fast and unpredictable. The amount of obstacles, bonuses and hidden mini-features is fine but in my opinion there could be a lot more added in order to make the game more interesting. Adding extra features would definitely increase the longevity of the game because the more ways you can score extra points the more determined you will be to achieve a record score. One other downside to the game is the dynamic view the developers have chosen to use. Your view of the action follows the ball which means you can only see the certain sections of the table at any one moment.

This undoubtedly creates a greater sense of movement and action but when the ball is moving rapidly it makes the game much more difficult because you can’t always see the hole at the bottom of the table until it’s too late. A static view of the whole table would make the game less frustrating and players would still find it tricky enough to want to keep coming back to perfect their skills. Once you feel you’ve racked up a strong score you can submit your results to the international leader board but a word of warning, some of the top scores are eye wateringly high. It is difficult to get bored with Wild West Pinball because pinball as a game in itself is highly entertaining; whether the dynamic view detracts from your gaming experience will be a matter of personal preference. Wild West Pinball is certainly worth downloading though as it will provide you with more than enough entertainment when you’re looking for a way to pass the time.

There are four difficulty settings: free, easy, normal and hard. Free mode has no time limit and the water will only be released when you activate it. This mode is good as it allows you to create snaking labyrinths without having to worry about being soaked by the dodgy water mains valve. Once you’ve quelled your architectural urges in free mode it’s time to get serious test your skills in easy mode. From here it’s up to you to move through the levels and see how elaborate you can make your sewage systems without running out of time or space.

Toobz isn’t the a game that’s going to set the world alight but it is a quaint little game that will put your nerves and planning skills to the test. It’s unlikely that you’ll rank the game ahead of others you have on your iPhone and if your memory is getting low then it would likely be one of the first games to get the chop. It is, however, a game that you can dive into without any hassle and play a quick game when you’ve got a spare two minutes. Beating your own best scores will be the only motivation you need to keep your interest in the game and whilst it might be a game you won’t miss if it’s gone, you will certainly be grateful it’s there when you’ve got a spare few minutes to kill.

How to Shred Your iPhone

The game offers users the chance to either jam away on the guitar or bash out the beats on the drums. The ability to plug in headphones allows for total immersion in the game as players attempt to tour the circuit and achieve global rock star fame in career mode. Whilst strumming away to tunes such as Smoke on the Water, What’s My Age Again and Beat It, can be mastered relatively quickly on the easier levels, users may find that the drums take slightly longer to master. For the purpose of parity I should point out a few of negatives in the (although there aren’t many). Although the track list is stocked with instantly recognisable hits the experience is slightly tainted by the records not being by the original artists.

Also, if you fancy a quick jam session then you first need to work your way through the career mode in order to unlock the majority of the songs. However, this feature does increase the overall gaming aspect of the application. The biggest bug bear with the game though is that after half hour of ripping the chords you may find yourself needing to recharge your iPhone’s battery. Overall though these niggles aren’t enough to dampen the hours of fun you’re guaranteed to have tapping away to some of the biggest rock tunes in the world.

The game is perfectly designed for the iPhone as it utilizes two of its most unique features, namely the touch screen and the in-built accelerometer. To keep your swaying friend on his feet you can either tap either side of the screen to force him in that direction or tilt your iPhone in the direction you wish to move him. Once you’ve mastered the controls your task is to getting the rocking party animal as far as you can in three attempts. The cartoon graphics brilliantly encapsulate what this game is all about: fun. The random hiccups, encouraging “oi” sounds as you prod your man to keep him vertical and the merry grin on his face create an entertaining atmosphere. More importantly, the game is easy to play and frustratingly addictive.

Done Drinking is a perfect game for the iPhone because it not only makes good use of its groundbreaking technology but it’s a game that requires little effort and can fill those boring moments in the day. Indeed, this game truly is one for the road as you can swagger and sway while on the move. If the only downside is that you miss all the fun of drinking the fun you’ll have playing the game will certainly make up for it. Plus you won’t feel any of the nasty effects of a hangover in the morning.

The original version required you to use your mouse to pilot the aircraft through the tunnel but the developers have capitalized on the iPhone’s touch technology to control the chopper. The controls are so simple a trained chimp could play the game; you tap and hold to make the copter to up and you let go to make it drop down. Easy. Personally though, I find that your tapping finger slightly obscures your view of any upcoming obstacles. This is the nature of the beast though and something that makes the game that little bit more taxing than the original internet version. Indeed, the taxing element of the game is what keeps it appealing.

The tunnel starts off comfortably wide but the further you get the narrower it becomes and to make things even trickier the number of randomly placed blocks increase over time. This game is perfect for challenging your friends and the ability to automatically upload your score to your Facebook page makes it perfect for those with too much time on their hands. The game is simple enough that anyone can get good at it and once you start you can’t stop, as getting a better and better score becomes an obsession. Games like Copter thrive on frustrating players to the point of obsession and that is what makes them so popular. Be warned though, the endless drive for perfection only gets more frustrating and as you post further distances that are increasingly difficult to beat your iPhone may start to bear the brunt of your anger.

When Life Hands You A Lemon…

This idea is reflected in the ability to totally skip the animated selling section of the game and move straight to the end of day profit and loss sheet. The game won’t appeal to those wanting a pure, all out video game experience but for those of you like to analyse stats, predict consumer trends or just dream that you own your own business then this is the game for you. There are two basic options: career mode and challenge mode. Career mode sees you set out on your capitalist adventure with a small working capital and an unlimited amount of time to build up your business. This will be the natural starting point for most players as it allows you to find your feet in the game and understand what works and what doesn’t in the cut throat world of lemonade sales.

Once you start to make a decent profit you can increase the efficiency of your business with new equipment and better stands. In essence the main aim of the game is to buy every item available and become a lemonade selling dynamo. This is the main draw of the game and something that will keep you coming back until you’ve established a solid reputation and a healthy profit margin. On the downside, once you’ve made your business a success the game begins to lose its appeal as there is nothing else left to achieve and while your bank balance gets bigger there is nothing left to spend it on.

The challenge mode helps combat this as it is a scaled down version of the game and gives you exactly one month to build up as much profit as you can. This section of the game can be re-visited over and over because it always resets and the desire to beat your previous score is always there. However, this only maintains a flicker of interest in the game and after a while you will find yourself making only fleeting visits to play the game. Lemonade Tycoon starts off as a sweet game that will quench your thirst for entertainment but after a while, like all fruits, the lemons begin to spoil and the taste becomes a little bitter. The game is certainly more than a 5 minute wonder and it is definitely a well made but you’ll find it hard to gather any enthusiasm for it after you’ve made it to the top of the lemon tree.

Who Gives A Toss?

Thankfully, Paper Toss gives you all the realism of the game without any of the drawbacks which means you can wile away the hours in the office without disturbing your more industrious colleagues. The game has three difficulty settings: easy, medium and hard, which basically means that the bin is a further distance away. To throw your paper ball all you have to do is flick you finger in the desired direction and the watch it hurtle towards the centre of the hole or bounce agonisingly off the rim. Each shot requires you to judge the wind speed (actually a fan) correctly in order to get the right trajectory to the target.

Paper Toss won’t win any awards for its innovation or game play but the graphics are well constructed and the actions are slick and precise. The sound effects create a realistic ambience and an ego boosting round of applause each time you set a new record will certainly raise a smile. Overall, this is a game that you’ll keep coming back to every time you’ve got a few minutes (or hours) to kill. Beating your own scores as well as those of players around the world provides enough motivation to keep that throwing arm loose and for pure mindless entertainment this game can rival any top end game available.

However, the majority of the gaming environment isn’t accessible and your character is only capable of walking predefined paths much like the old 2D platform beat ‘em up games. In one sense this is a saving grace because although manipulating your character’s movements is simple enough it would be a nightmare trying to avoid falling off every ledge and cliff face. Not being able to fully explore the full terrain though does leave the game lacking a little and at times it does feel like a glorified 2D platform game with a fancy background. The fight controls are simple and the special “focus” attacks allow you to kill larger creatures with ease.

There are three difficulty settings: easy, normal and heroic (only available after completing the game once) and players can choose to set the action levels to soft or explicit. For those players who aren’t keen on seeing a few barely noticeable drops of claret spray from their enemies then opt for the soft mode but if you can stomach “uncensored gore” (more than a little hint of sarcasm there) then leave it on explicit mode.

Hidden items and weapon upgrades give the game a sense of progression and with each end boss having to be killed with a special sequence there is enough to keep even the most serious gamers occupied. Hero of Sparta is definitely a battery killer, once you start playing you’ll want to keep piling up the demonic bodies until you reach the final quest. Whether the game can survive past one or two completions is a matter of opinion but my thoughts are that while it stays fresh it is a top game; after that it will likely become part of your gaming history.